Lyla's entries in the 1998 Christmas Contest

Contest: Poetry

There was a young lady who pleads

A longing for watches she needs

She went to the store

and bought herself four

But she still suffers from watch disease

2nd entry
 

We sometimes have martinis at five

But into our dinners we dive

It's safer at six

to have our fix

But it is so much more fun, martinis at five